Denice tells tales of her awkward encounters (pt. 2)

When I was in the Philippines a few years ago, I was scuba diving and to get back in to land we had to use these tiny boats. And one of the times when I was getting out of the boat, the water was too deep for my legs so the edge of the boat got kind of stuck in my bikini-bottom and pulled it to the side, and I’m almost 100 % sure the Filipino guy who drove the boat saw it, because right after it happened he was like “hehehe ;)

And I was like

So I accidentally showed my va-jay-jay to a Filipino guy.. :( What now, guys? WHAT NOW?

“hi, wanna have sex?”… That’s what I’d look like if I’d ask someone that. And they would say yes, because I’m one hot motherfucker.

HAHAHAHAHA I was looking through this old website that everyone used like 5 years ago, and I found this picture of me. That’s a tree outside of my old school that had a vagina on it!! hahah