A girl in my class asked if the pope is jewish and I literally started crying from laughter
HAHAHAHHAHAHA OMG I GOOGLED ONE OF MY TWEETS TO SPELL CHECK AND THIS HAPPENED I’M DYING
Why isn’t a group of squids called a squad?
I am so glad I found you because before I was looking for love in Alderaan places.
“howdily doodily neighbourino”
how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.
like isn’t just like having sex idgi?
This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.