Denice Envall

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Me: Why don't you eat meat?
My friend: Because I don't want to eat anything that's alive.
Me: But this is not alive anymore..
Posted 4 days ago, on May 16, with 1 note

A girl in my class asked if the pope is jewish and I literally started crying from laughter

Posted 2 months ago, on March 19, with 5 notes
HAHAHAHHAHAHA OMG I GOOGLED ONE OF MY TWEETS TO SPELL CHECK AND THIS HAPPENED I’M DYING

HAHAHAHHAHAHA OMG I GOOGLED ONE OF MY TWEETS TO SPELL CHECK AND THIS HAPPENED I’M DYING

Posted 2 months ago, on March 3, with 2 notes

Why isn’t a group of squids called a squad?

Posted 2 months ago, on February 21, with 2 notes
Posted 3 months ago, on January 23, with 7 notes
 I am so glad I found you because before I was looking for love in Alderaan places.

 I am so glad I found you because before I was looking for love in Alderaan places.

Posted 3 months ago, on January 22, with 6 notes
megaman2: “howdily doodily neighbourino”

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“howdily doodily neighbourino”

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Posted 3 months ago, on January 21, with 64,032 notes

don’t hover over this text

Posted 3 months ago, on January 21

bilbutt-baggins:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

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Posted 4 months ago, on January 19, with 167,224 notes
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blasphemiess:

Ahahaha

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Posted 4 months ago, on January 14, with 68,718 notes