Summation of the past five days:
Go to campsite. Eat. Drink. Meet new people. Eat more. Drink more. Sleep. Repeat x3. Drink. Fall asleep at 5 AM. Wake up at 8:30 AM to pack and leave campsite. Come home at 3 PM. Shower. Go drink with friends. Send embarrassing/desperate/wacky text messages to all of my contacts. Fall asleep at 11 PM. Wake up drunk. Die in chair.