All the midwives where I work are fucking prude as fuck. In our break room there’s a bunch of couches and I was sitting on one, and one of the midwives sat down next to me, but it was really crowded so she sat really close to me and then she jokingly said “it’s like we’re snuggling”; to which I replied ”Yeah. You want to be the big spoon or the little spoon?” And this was her:
Then I told one of the nurses that I think the midwives and really demure and stuff, and she said “I honestly don’t think she understood the joke. She doesn’t know what spooning is because she has never spooned in her life” and I started laughing super hard.